i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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