So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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