why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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