That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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