Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize