She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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