So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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