My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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