yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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