Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I pour the whiskey from now on
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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