Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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