I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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