People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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