He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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