singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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