I don't think brook has ever known best
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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