Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Alive.
So much puke
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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