She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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