No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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