this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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