It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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