Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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