im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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