He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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