i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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