Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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