im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize