i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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