Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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