He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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