So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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