Hey man sorry I got all grabby
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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