Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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