Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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