your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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