How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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