Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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