The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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