So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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