i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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