is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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