Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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