its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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