im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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