I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
