just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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