My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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