I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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