i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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