i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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