just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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