I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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