Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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