Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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