I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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